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DON'T YOU THINK
THIS SHOW NEEDS A TITLE
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THAT HAS MORE ME IN IT,
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LIKETHAT'S SO KUZCO,
ORKUZCO OF THE PAST?
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I KNOW--KUZCOSIBLE.
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NAH, FORGET IT.
THEME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOKS ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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Yzma: KEEP SEARCHING.
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THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING
IN KUZCO'S FILE
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I CAN USE AGAINST HIM--
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I MEAN, BESIDES THESE SCHOOL
DECATHLON DAY PHOTOS.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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IT'S A REPORT
KUZCO WROTE ON PAN PIPES.
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OH! THAT'S PERFECT!
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WAIT.
HOW DOES THAT HELP?
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IT DOESN'T, BUT IT'S
A COMPELLING READ.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT--
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WELL,
NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
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OH, RRROWR, WHAT'S THIS?
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KUZCO TESTED OUT OF ALL HIS
GRADE SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS--
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BARELY--
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EXCEPT KUZCOGARTEN,
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AND WITHOUT KUZCOGARTEN,
HE CAN'T GRADUATE.
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ACTUALLY, THE RULES STATE
KUZCO IS ALLOWED
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TO FULFILL HIS KUZCOGARTEN
REQUIREMENTS NOW.
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IT'S PART OF THE "NO EMPEROR
LEFT BEHIND" CLAUSE.
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KRONK!
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YOU COULD ALWAYS SEND KUZCO
BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,
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USE A POTION
TO CHANGE YOURSELF
INTO A KUZCOGARTENER
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AND TURN THE WHOLE
CLASS AGAINST HIM.
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I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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I'LL SEND KUZCO
BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,
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AND USE A POTION
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TO CHANGE MYSELF
INTO A KUZCOGARTENER
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AND TURN THE WHOLE
CLASS AGAINST HIM.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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WELL, THAT IS BETTER
THAN MY IDEA.
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HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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I'M BRRRILLIANT.
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AND IF ANYONE
CAN MAKE THOSE KIDDIES
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TURN AGAINST KUZCO,
IT'S ME.
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IT BRINGS ME GREAT SORROW--
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HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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I'M SORRY. I TRIED.
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KUZCO'S BEING
SENT BACK TO
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KUZCOGARTEN!
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AND THIS MAY BE
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
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MINE, TOO--WOO-HOO!
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WHAT?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM?
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KUZCOGARTEN--
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COOKIES, NAPS,
NO HOMEWORK,
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EVERYBODY
SHORTER THAN ME.
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COME ON, IT'S PARADISE.
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KUZCOGARTEN'S NOT ALL
COOKIES AND NAPS.
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IT CAN BE PRETTY ROUGH.
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MALINA LIKES KRONK!
MALINA LIKES KRONK!
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MALINA LIKES--
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I DO NOT! STOP IT!
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WAAH!
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MALINA LIKES KAVO!
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MALINA LIKES KAVO!
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MALINA LIKES--
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YOU GOT IT
ALL WRONG, MALINA.
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WHEN I GET THERE,
I'LL TAKE A NAP.
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OF COURSE, I MAY NEED
A PRE-NAP NAP TO WARM UP.
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HATE
TO PULL A NAP MUSCLE.
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[TOOTING,
NOISEMAKERS CLATTER]
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SORRY. I'VE JUST BEEN WAITING
FOR KUZCO TO LEAVE
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SINCE THE DAY HE GOT HERE.
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[TOOT]
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Mrs. Pee-Chee:
ATTENTION, GIRLS AND BOYS.
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PLEASE GIVE A HUGS
AND SMILES WELCOME
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TO OUR NEW STUDENTS--
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KUZCO AND MAZY.
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HELLO, KUZCO AND MAZY.
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DO I KNOW YOU?
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NO. I'M MERELY A STRANGE
CHILD YOU'VE NEVER MET.
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FINGER-PAINTING. AWESOME.
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HEY. THAT'S MINE.
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KUZCOGARTEN'S
ABOUT SHARING, TIPO.
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YEAH, I'LL PUT
A HAPPY TREE THERE,
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AND--OOH--A GIANT
SHARK HERE--RRAHR!
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TELL PACHA TO CLEAR
A SPACE ON THE FRIDGE.
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THIS BABY'S A KEEPER.
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GREETINGS,
FELLOW HOOLIGANS.
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HOW GOES YOUR INSUFFERABLE
MESS MAKING?
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[CHUCKLING] I MEAN,
AHEM, FINGER-PAINTING.
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NEAT.
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SO,
THAT OLDER KID KUZCO,
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HE'S NOT ONE OF US.
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WE SHOULD TORMENT HIM
FOR BEING AN INTERLOPER, YES?
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I, UH--PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.
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ALSO, IN HONOR
OF KUZCO'S ABSENCE,
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THERE WILL
BE NO HOMEWORK!
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YOU HEARD ME--
NO HOMEWORK!
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[CHEERING]
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PIÑATA TIME!
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I GET FIRST SWING!
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LOOK OUT!
BUILDER COMING THROUGH.
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BOY, TALK ABOUT
SHODDY WORKMANSHIP.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
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I KNOW IT'S NAPTIME,
BUT--OH--I CAN'T SLEEP.
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HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
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[OFF-KEY WHISTLING]
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HE JUST DOESN'T
FIT IN.
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DOES HE?
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OH, YEAH!
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THAT MAKES ME
CLASS CHAMP.
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I'D SAY GOOD GAME,
BUT IT WASN'T.
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NO FAIR! YOU ONLY WON
BECAUSE YOU'RE TALLER.
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CHEATER!
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MY HEIGHT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
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I'M JUST A SUPERIOR
ATHLETE.
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COME ON, KUZCO.
I'LL PLAY YOU.
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WOO-HOO! I'M, LIKE,
THE TETHER MASTER.
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TSK-TSK.
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POOR SPORTSMANSHIP.
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WHAT? YOU GUYS
WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?
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OK.
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FORM A LINE,
AND NO PUSHING.
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[MUFFLED WORDS]
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TELL ON THEM?
ARE YOU SURE?
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IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
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TRUST ME.
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YOU KNOW, I REALLY
THINK I KNOW YOU.
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MRS. PEE-CHEE,
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UH, THE OTHER KIDS
WERE MEAN TO ME
AT RECESS.
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COULD YOU
TALK TO THEM?
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BUT KEEP MY NAME
OUT OF--
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TIPO! FURY!
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IS WHAT KUZCO
JUST TOLD ME TRUE?
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DID YOU PICK ON HIM?
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...OUT OF IT.
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NEVER MIND.
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WELL, WE KINDA DID,
BUT--
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HE CHEATED, AND HE'S
A JERK MOUTH!
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CHEATER!
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FURY! WE DON'T CALL NAMES
IN KUZCOGARTEN.
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AND WE DON'T PICK
ON OUR NEW FRIENDS, EITHER.
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I'M AFRAID THERE WON'T
BE ANY COOKIES TODAY
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FOR ANY OF YOU,
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EXCEPT KUZCO, OF COURSE.
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NOW, BE NICE TO KUZCO.
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HE BROKE THE NO-TELLING RULE.
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NO ONE BREAKS
THE NO-TELLING RULE.
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IT'S LIKE HE HAS
NO RESPECT
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FOR KUZCOGARTEN
OR ANYONE IN IT.
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WE'VE GOT
TO MAKE HIM PAY.
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GOOD IDEA, MY CHILD.
GOOD IDEA.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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OOH, I MEAN,
MILK, ANYONE?
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AND THAT'S HOW KUZCO'S
MISGUIDED ATTEMPT
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TO MAKE THE WORLD'S
LARGEST WATER BALLOON
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CAUSED A DROUGHT,
AND FLOODED MY BASEMENT.
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CAN THE WISECRACKS,
KUZCO.
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UH, KUZCO'S NOT HERE,
MR. MOLEGUACO.
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OH. RIGHT.
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[SIGHS] ALMOST BORING
AROUND HERE WITHOUT HIM.
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I REMEMBER ONE TIME
WHEN HE...
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[SIGHS]
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AND THEN--HA HA--
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OH, AND THEN THERE
WAS THE TIME--
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[LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS] KUZCO.
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I'M WORRIED.
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WE HAVEN'T HEARD
A PEEP FROM KUZCO.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE
SURE HE'S OK AND NOT,
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YOU KNOW, PASTED
TO A WALL SOMEWHERE.
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MALINA, KUZCO'S
A BIG BOY NOW.
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WE HAVE TO LET GO
IF WE WANT HIM TO GROW UP.
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BESIDES, IT'S ALL HAND TURKEYS
AND COTTON BALLS DOWN THERE.
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HOW MUCH TROUBLE
CAN HE BE IN?
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Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR
"KUZCO'S DOODLES."
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THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW
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WHERE I DRAW HOW MUCH
TROUBLE I'M IN.
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THERE'S ME,
MINDING MY BUSINESS,
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BUILDING A SNOWMAN
OUT OF COTTON BALLS
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LIKE A GOOD KUZCOGARTENER.
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AND THERE'S TIPO AND FURY
BEING BAD KUZCOGARTENERS.
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THEY TOOK MY SNOWMAN
AND THREW HIM OUT
THE WINDOW.
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THEN THEY SOAKED
MY PILLOWS
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SO I COULDN'T ENJOY
STORY TIME.
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THEN THEY PUT PASTE
ON MY CHAIR!
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TOOK AN HOUR FOR ME
TO PULL FREE 'CAUSE IT
WAS EXTRA-STRONG PASTE.
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I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE
KUZCOGARTEN.
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I NEED HELP...
AND SOME NEW PANTS.
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UH, GUYS,
LISTEN TO ME.
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SO YOU DON'T
GET ALONG.
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ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE
THEIR UPS AND DOWNS.
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THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU
ALL WANT THE SAME THING.
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WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER THERE?
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MELINA'S GONNA GET
TIPO AND FURY
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TO HELP KUZCO PASS HIS
KUZCOGARTEN REQUIREMENTS.
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WHOO! PUSH ME HARDER,
SWING BUDDY!
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THEY'RE RUINING MY PLAN!
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HMM. I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO MAKE SURE HE FAILS
ON MY OWN.
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SWING BUDDY?
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CUT MORE NEATLY,
KUZCO. LOOK.
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KUZCO, TRY CRUMPLING IT UP,
LIKE THIS.
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IT ADDS TEXTURE.
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MMM, NO OFFENSE,
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BUT YOUR TEXTURE LOOKS
A LOT LIKE...GARBAGE.
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00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,325
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
234
00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,753
Mrs. Pee-Chee:
SPLENDID JOB, KUZCO!
235
00:08:58,750 --> 00:08:59,960
WELL, TO BE HONEST,
236
00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:01,708
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT THEIR HELP.
237
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,878
Both: WE KNOW.
238
00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:13,883
HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?
239
00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,705
AWESOME!
GOOD JOB!
240
00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,418
UGGHH--AAH!
241
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,328
HUH. I GUESS HEIGHT
IS A FACTOR.
242
00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,883
NAH. I'M JUST
BETTER THAN YOU.
243
00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,325
URRGGHH!
244
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:32,463
THIS IS IT, KUZCO.
YOUR FINAL TEST:
NAPPING.
245
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,458
JUST STAY LOOSE,
FOLLOW US,
246
00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:35,578
AND REMEMBER
THE MOTTO.
247
00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,583
"IF ONE OF US NAPS,
WE ALL NAP.
248
00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,133
"A NAP FOR ME IS A NAP
FOR ALL OF US.
249
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,825
ALL FOR NAPS
AND NAPS FOR ALL."
250
00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,833
GIMME AN "N"--
KUZCO!
251
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,133
YOU CAN STOP NOW.
252
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,625
OK, EVERYONE,
IT'S NAPTIME.
253
00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:48,575
ON MY MARK--
254
00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:49,583
[GASPS] I CAN'T DO IT.
255
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,883
I'M NOT SLEEPY.
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN--
256
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:53,745
[RINGS TRIANGLE]
NAP.
257
00:09:56,375 --> 00:10:00,575
[YAWNS] MAYBE I'LL JUST
REST MY EYES.
258
00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:05,081
NO! YOU CAN'T PASS NAPPING!
I WON'T ALLOW IT!
259
00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,583
WAKE UP!
260
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,875
[LOUD HONK]
261
00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,875
[RUSTLING]
262
00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:16,875
[BLOWING]
263
00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,878
[POUNDING ON BASS DRUM]
264
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,326
WHY WON'T YOU WAKE UP?!
265
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,713
YOU'RE AS MISERABLE
AS THESE KUZCOGARTNERS!
266
00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:30,328
I CAN'T STAND
ANY OF YOU!
267
00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,286
[YAWNS]
268
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,881
HEY! I DID IT!
269
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,875
I KNEW BEING LAZY WOULD
PAY OFF SOME DAY.
270
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,375
KUZCO'S BACK!
271
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,875
HA HA HA HA!
272
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,375
K-U-Z-C-O!
273
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:46,955
KUZCO! KUZCO!
WHOO-HOO!
274
00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:50,498
AM I IN THE RIGHT ROOM?
275
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,290
[MUFFLED YELL]
276
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,211
HA HA HA.
277
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,708
PLAYING A KUZCOGARTEN
GAME, HUH?
278
00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:57,708
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T SPOIL IT.
279
00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:59,998
YOU HAVE FUN,
YOU LITTLE SCAMP.
280
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,330
UGGHH!
281
00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,458
♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪
282
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,998
♪ KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO! GO♪
283
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,875
Yzma: TO THE SECRET LAB.
284
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:17,075
UH, DID YOU WANT ME
TO PULL THE LEVER
OR DO YOU WANT TO?
285
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,583
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.
286
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:22,083
YOU SURE? IT'S JUST
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN
A RUT, YOU KNOW?
287
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,423
I MEAN...
288
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,876
SEEN IT.
289
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,205
SEEN IT.
290
00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:26,998
SEEN IT.
291
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
THE OTHER LEVER.
292
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,830
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
293
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,753
IT'S ALWAYS
THE OTHER LEVER.
294
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,460
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
295
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,285
Man, on P.A.: PLEASE REMOVE
ALL HATS AND GLASSES,
296
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,291
AND PLEASE SCREAM LIKE...
297
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,961
UH, PLEASE, NO FLASH--
298
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,708
OH, WE DID THAT ONE, TOO.
299
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,378
OH, FORGET IT.
300
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,580
[YAWNS]
301
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,503
YAWN.
302
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:56,171
UH! EVEN THE COASTER'S
LOST ITS MAGIC.
303
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:59,496
UH! NEVER MIND THAT.
HIGH FIVE ME.
304
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,880
DO I HAVE TO?
YES!
305
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,210
OOOHH! HA HA!
306
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,248
I HAVE A NEW PLAN
TO RUIN KUZCO
307
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,290
SO I CAN BE EMPRESS.
308
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,211
FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A RABBIT.
309
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,288
Kronk: BEEN THERE!
310
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,581
Yzma: OH! RIGHT!
START OVER.
311
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,253
FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A TREE FROG.
312
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,420
Kronk: DONE THAT!
313
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,206
Yzma: OK.
HAVE WE DONE A LLAMA?
314
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,418
Kronk:
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
315
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,496
Yzma: FINE.
NOW LET ME THINK.
316
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,960
WAIT. I KNOW.
317
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,378
I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A COFFEE TABLE
AND THROW A PARTY.
318
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,575
HA HA!
319
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,293
I'LL SERVE LEMONADE,
BUT I WON'T HAVE COASTERS.
320
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,211
THE GLASSES WILL LEAVE
RINGS ON KUZCO
321
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,248
AND RUIN HIS BODY.
322
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,000
HE'LL FLEE THE KINGDOM
IN SHAME,
323
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,960
AND I'LL BECOME
EMPRESS!
324
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,248
IT'S BRILLIANT!
325
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,000
WHAT IS IT NOW?
326
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,130
WELL, THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I USUALLY SAY
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
327
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,875
BUT IN THIS CASE...
IT'S REALLY BAD.
328
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,455
WHO ASKED YOU?!
YOU DID.
329
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,578
YOU SAID, "WHAT IS IT NOW?"
AND I SAID--
330
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:55,583
I GIVE UP!
331
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,293
KUZCO'S A VAIN,
INSUFFERABLE FOOL!
332
00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:00,251
YET, NO MATTER
WHAT I DO,
HE ALWAYS WINS.
333
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,130
WHAT'S THE POINT?!
I'LL NEVER BE EMPRESS.
334
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,455
OH, BUCK UP,
LITTLE CAMPER.
335
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,458
YOU'RE JUST IN A RUT.
336
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:10,208
YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE...
THE BOX.
337
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:11,418
OK. COME ON.
338
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,956
ALL RIGHT.
COMMENCE THINKING.
339
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:16,708
I GOT IT!
340
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,958
WE'LL HIRE
AN EXPERT
341
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:18,998
EMPEROR
EXTERMINATOR.
342
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,080
THAT'S THE BEST IDEA
YOU'VE HAD ALL DAY.
343
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,333
CALL AN EXPERT.
344
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,463
THE WHOLE "DO IT YOURSELF"
THING'S WAY OVERRATED.
345
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:27,078
I'LL GO GET
THE YELLOW SCROLLS.
346
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,963
"BURIAL URNS, EFFIGIES,
ELECTRICIAN..."
347
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,168
AH! HERE WE GO!
348
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,126
"EMPEROR EXTERMINATION."
349
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,415
WOW.
350
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,746
A LOT OF LISTINGS HERE.
351
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:41,631
TODAY WE'RE DISCUSSING
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.
352
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,245
NOW, THESE DEVICES
MAY LOOK FUN,
353
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,080
BUT THEY'RE NOT TOYS.
354
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,463
THEY'RE FOR PUNISHING
TROUBLEMAKERS,
355
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,128
LIKE CYRO THE SNEAKY,
356
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,495
WALDO THE WICKED,
357
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,380
AND HORGE THE HIDEOUS.
358
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,205
OH, YEAH!
THOSE GUYS ARE THE BEST.
359
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,458
NO, THEY'RE THE WORST.
360
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,378
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
TO BE PUNISHED.
361
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,575
BUT EVERYBODY
LOVES TROUBLEMAKERS...
362
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,753
'CAUSE THEY'RE TOUGH.
363
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,000
THEY PLAY BY
THEIR OWN RULES.
364
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,130
THEY EVEN HAVE
THEIR OWN TRADING CARDS.
365
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:09,285
SOMEDAY, I'LL BE ON
ONE OF THESE CARDS...
366
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,461
IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
367
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,328
NO, YOU'D HAVE TO PLAY
YOUR CARDS WRONG, KUZCO.
368
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,213
EVIL ISN'T GLAMOROUS.
369
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,878
BEING BAD ISN'T...GOOD.
370
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:19,995
THANKS FOR THE OBVIOUS, MR. M.
371
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,130
DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YA.
372
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,705
NOW COULD YOU LET ME
OUT OF THIS THING?
373
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:23,828
I DIDN'T THINK AHEAD.
374
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,713
NO WAY. I'M TROUBLE
WITH A CAPITAL "T."
375
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,578
TROUBLE DOES START
WITH A "T," RIGHT?
376
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,963
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.
377
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,208
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
378
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,418
I GOT YOUR DRIFT.
379
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,456
HOW DID YOU
GET STARTED
380
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,578
IN THE EMPEROR
EXTERMINATION BUSINESS,
381
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,583
MR., UH, SNEAKY?
382
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,173
IT'S PRONOUNCED,
SNEE-AH-KEE.
383
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,166
MY WORD, IS THAT
A PTERODACTYL?
384
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,076
[SCREECH]
385
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,748
DROP THAT!
386
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,330
Yzma: DON'T CALL US.
WE WON'T CALL YOU.
387
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,458
PLEASE LEAVE.
388
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,460
I NEED AN EMPEROR
EXTERMINATOR,
389
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,878
NOT A BALLOON-ANIMAL-
MAKING ANIMAL MAKING
BALLOON ANIMALS.
390
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,125
HOW IS AN EMPEROR-
EXTERMINATING PLUMBER
391
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,375
DIFFERENT FROM
A REGULAR PLUMBER?
392
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,205
I CHARGE DOUBLE
AND FIX NOTHING.
393
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,998
Woman: I ASSURE YOU
I TAKE MY DUTIES
394
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,580
AS AN EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR
VERY SERIOUSLY.
395
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,463
YOU'RE HIRED.
396
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,458
YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
ANY QUESTIONS.
397
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,708
AFTER WHAT I'VE
SEEN TODAY, MS. NI,
398
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:22,578
I DON'T HAVE TO.
399
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,253
FAIR ENOUGH.
I SHOULD WARN YOU
400
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,380
THAT MY FEES
ARE QUITE HIGH.
401
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,205
YOU'LL BE PAID IN FULL
ONCE I AM EMPRESS.
402
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:29,878
[LAUGHS]
403
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,205
NOW I HAVE A FEW IDEAS.
404
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,078
I'M SORRY,
405
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,173
BUT IF THEY WERE
GOOD IDEAS,
406
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,996
YOU WOULD NOT
HAVE HIRED ME.
407
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,460
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME.
408
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,578
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
409
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,293
SHE JUST THREW ME OUT
OF MY OWN OFFICE.
410
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,251
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
GONE WITH THE PLUMBER.
411
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,710
I MEAN, HE ALREADY
SENT YOU THIS BILL.
412
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,498
HUH?
413
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,880
AARGH!
414
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,380
Yzma: STUDENTS,
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
415
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,455
YOUR NEW VICE PRINCIPAL,
MISS NI.
416
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,498
MISS NI?
417
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,250
WHAT'S YOUR SISTER'S
NAME? MISS ELBOW?
418
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,380
HA, I'M TROUBLE.
419
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,495
ACTUALLY, MY SISTER'S NAME
IS MISS NI TOO,
420
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,750
SINCE NI
IS OUR LAST NAME.
421
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,880
YEAH, WELL...
422
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:09,075
WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S,
ER, UM, I MEAN...
423
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,583
OH, WAIT, GIVE ME A SEC.
424
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,633
I SHOULD MENTION
425
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,875
I'M NOW IN CHARGE
OF STUDENT DISCIPLINE.
426
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,705
TROUBLEMAKERS WILL
BE DEALT WITH
427
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,378
SWIFTLY AND SEVERELY.
428
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,495
I GOT IT!
429
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,000
WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S
MAIDEN NAME? MISS ELBOW?
430
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,170
OKAY, OKAY, LET ME
SEE IF I UNDERSTAND.
431
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,576
BECAUSE HER NAME
IS NI,
432
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,383
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE KNEE,
433
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,455
THEN IT WOULD
BE FUNNY
434
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,878
IF HER MOTHER'S
REAL NAME
435
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:29,705
ALSO REPRESENTED
436
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,208
A HINGING JOINT
ON THE BODY.
437
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,708
IS THAT RIGHT?
438
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,458
YOU GOT IT, KRONKIE.
439
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,498
[LAUGHS]
440
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,380
MISS ELBOW. RICH.
441
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,875
I'M ON FIRE.
442
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,995
NO, YOU'RE NOT,
443
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
BUT SINCE YOU SEEM
TO BE A TROUBLEMAKER,
444
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,500
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU
FROM NOW ON.
445
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,710
AND I'LL BE WATCHING
YOU TOO.
446
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,328
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
447
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,578
[THINKING]
KUZCO, YOU ARE
ONE SLY DOG.
448
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,713
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
449
00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:00,708
WHAT CAN I SAY, ME,
IT'S A GIFT.
450
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:01,378
AAH!
451
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,875
NO SNEAKY.
NO SNEAKY.
452
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,705
WHAT'S WITH THE HONEY
AND FEATHERS?
453
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,998
GLAD YOU ASKED.
454
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,880
I'M GIVING OUR
NEW VICE PRINCIPAL
A BAD-BOY WELCOME.
455
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,075
GREAT.
456
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,753
SO YOU'RE PLAYING
RIGHT INTO YZMA'S SCHEME.
457
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:13,880
WHAT? NO, I'M NOT.
458
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,325
I'M PLAYING BY MY OWN
BAD-BOY RULES.
459
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,583
THINK ABOUT IT,
KUZCO.
460
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,583
WHY DO WE NEED
A VICE PRINCIPAL
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
461
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,423
SOMETHING'S UP.
462
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,576
WALK AWAY.
IT'S TOO RISKY.
463
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,583
RISKY?
464
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,633
BAD BOYS DON'T WALK
AWAY FROM RISK.
465
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,575
WE STAY COOL.
466
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,293
BEING BAD DOESN'T
MAKE YOU COOL.
467
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:30,501
THINK ABOUT THAT
WHILE YOU'RE BEING
468
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,580
THE COOLEST KID
IN DETENTION.
SHH!
469
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,383
CAN I JUST TELL YOU
ONE IDEA?
470
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,745
OKAY, YOU'RE ON
YOUR OWN, BAD BOY.
471
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,460
[SPLAT]
472
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,498
[FOOTSTEPS]
473
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,630
MY OFFICE,
TWO MINUTES.
474
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,125
IT'S MY OFFICE.
475
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:49,075
WHAT SHALL I
DO WITH YOU?
476
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,213
SOMETHING SWIFT,
SOMETHING SEVERE.
477
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,828
HOW ABOUT
A SURPRISE PARTY?
478
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:53,753
I LOVE SURPRISES.
479
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,380
COURSE IT WON'T BE
A SURPRISE NOW,
480
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,705
BUT, EH, YOU CAN MAKE UP
FOR THAT WITH THE PRESENTS.
481
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,578
TEMPTING, BUT NOT QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
482
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,583
JUST PRESENTS THEN?
483
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,503
NO, I THINK I'LL GO
484
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,580
WITH SOLITARY DETENTION.
485
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,503
HMM, SOUNDS SCARY.
WHAT IS IT?
486
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,500
YES, WHAT IS THAT?
487
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,210
LET'S MAKE IT
A SURPRISE.
488
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,708
HEY, GREAT!
I LOVE SURPRISES.
SEE YOU THERE.
489
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,878
EXCELLENT.
490
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,455
SO THE PLAN,
WHATEVER IT IS,
IS IN MOTION.
491
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,328
WHAT DO I DO?
492
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,633
OH, THAT'S EASY.
493
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,875
SHE DID IT AGAIN.
494
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,245
SHE KICKED ME OUT.
495
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,330
WHO DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS?
496
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,833
MISS NI, EXPERT
EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR.
497
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,583
IF SHE THOUGHT
SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE,
498
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,463
SHE'D GET NEW
BUSINESS CARDS.
499
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,628
KUZCO IS MY ENEMY,
NOT HERS.
500
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,625
I MEAN,
THE NERVE OF HER.
501
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,125
WHO ASKED HER
TO COME IN HERE
502
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,075
AND TAKE OVER,
ANYWAY?
503
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,883
UH, YOU DID.
504
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,205
GUESS WHAT HAS
TWO THUMBS
505
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,878
AND JUST BECAME
SCHOOL ENEMY
NUMBER ONE.
506
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:49,705
ME.
507
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:50,748
HUH. I THOUGHT
YOU HAD TO BE
508
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,710
DANGEROUS OR
INTIMIDATING
FOR THAT.
509
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:54,998
I AM. WATCH.
510
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,630
NOBODY WALKS
PAST HERE
511
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,125
WITHOUT MY SAY-SO.
512
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:58,995
GOT IT, CHUCKLES?
513
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,630
HA. KAVO NEEDED THAT.
514
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,125
[LAUGHING]
515
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,495
OKAY, YOU HAVE
MY SAY-SO.
516
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,250
OH, HE'S SCARED
ON THE INSIDE.
517
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,710
HE DOESN'T LOOK SCARED.
HE LOOKS HAPPY.
518
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:10,708
HAPPY KAVO.
519
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,458
NO, HE'S SCARED.
TRUST ME.
520
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,958
I'M SO MENACING,
I GOT SOLITARY
DETENTION.
521
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,498
THAT'S A NEW KIND
OF PUNISHMENT
522
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,580
MISS NI MADE UP
JUST FOR ME.
523
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,293
WHY? 'CAUSE I PLAY
BY MY OWN RULES
524
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,711
AND I'M TOUGH.
525
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,498
UNH!
526
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,580
AI!
527
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,883
OOH, KIND OF
SNUCK UP ON ME.
528
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,495
I'M JUST GONNA GO
CHECK ON THE NURSE.
529
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,710
LATER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
DOESN'T HURT.
530
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,708
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MISS NI?
531
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,498
WHAT? LIKE THE SECRET
REASON SHE'S REALLY HERE?
532
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,080
I DON'T KNOW THAT.
533
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:46,753
HMM, TELL ME
WHAT ELSE YOU DON'T
KNOW ABOUT HER.
534
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,463
THIS IS IT?
535
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,578
[DOOR SLAMS]
NO ONE'S HERE!
536
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,753
WHAT KIND OF SOLITARY
DETENTION IS THIS?
537
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,420
YOU GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
538
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,456
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
539
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,828
I JUST GOT HERE.
I'LL MISS EVERYTHING.
540
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,333
I KNEW IT
WAS A TRAP.
541
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,423
KRONK TOLD ME YZMA
HIRED MISS NI
542
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,626
TO GET RID OF YOU.
543
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,415
LET'S GO!
544
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,706
NO. AMZY HIRED
MISS NI.
545
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,378
WOW, YOU'RE GETTING
AS BAD AS KRONK
546
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,575
ON THIS WHOLE
AMZY/YZMA DEAL.
547
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,173
YOU CAN RELAX, KID.
548
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,876
KUZCO CAN TAKE
THIS HEAT.
549
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,575
KUZCO'S A BAD BOY.
550
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,633
UH...
551
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:17,625
HUH?
552
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,075
[GROWLING]
553
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:27,210
KUZCO'S A GOOD BOY.
KUZCO'S A GOOD, GOOD BOY.
554
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,498
Both: HELP!
555
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,713
[GROWL]
556
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,418
[CROCODILES WHIMPER]
557
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:37,166
KUZCO, RUN BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
558
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,826
UH, IS IT ME,
559
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,713
OR IS SHE SAVING
MY LIFE?
560
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:41,628
KRONK AND I
JUST HAPPENED
561
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,825
TO BE WALKING
MY ALLIGATOR,
562
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,633
AND WE ACCIDENTALLY
BURST THROUGH THE DOOR.
563
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,165
WHY WOULD I
SAVE YOU?
564
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,496
FINE, THEN I'M NOT
THANKING YOU.
565
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,500
GOOD, THEN YOU'RE
NOT WELCOME.
566
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,330
HUH.
567
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,173
I'M NOT BAD,
SHE'S NOT BAD.
568
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,626
WHAT'S NEXT?
KRONK NOT DUMB?
569
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,125
MALINA NOT LOVE ME?
570
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,455
ACTUALLY, CROCODILES,
OR GENUS CROCODYLUS,
571
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,998
ARE LESS DANGEROUS
OUT OF WATER.
572
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,880
IF WE KEEP OUR DISTANCE,
WE'LL BE FINE.
573
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,825
BY THE WAY,
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
574
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,583
I DON'T LOVE YOU,
ESPECIALLY THE BAD-BOY YOU.
575
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,083
DON'T WORRY.
TURNS OUT BEING TOUGH
576
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,713
AND PLAYING BY
MY OWN RULES
577
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,498
DID NOTHING BUT
GET ME IN TROUBLE.
578
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,500
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?
579
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,830
[GROWLING]
580
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,583
AH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
581
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,423
BUT THERE'S A SMALL
CHANCE I'M WRONG
582
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,706
ABOUT THAT GENUS
CROCODYLUS THING.
583
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:28,998
[CROCODILE GROWLS]
584
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,330
SMALL CHANCE.
585
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,628
YOU'RE FIRED.
586
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,745
I KNOW.
587
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,580
YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
AND SAVED KUZCO.
588
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,083
WHAT? HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT?
589
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,423
EVIL IS
MY BUSINESS.
590
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:43,246
AND MY WORK HAS TAUGHT ME
THAT UNFORTUNATELY
591
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,080
EVERYONE HAS SOME
GOOD IN THEM,
592
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:45,963
EVEN YOU.
593
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:48,578
HERE'S MY BILL.
594
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,075
WHOA, NOWTHAT'S EVIL.
595
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,883
AH, WELL, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE
596
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,875
WITH THAT COFFEE
TABLE THING AFTER ALL.
597
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,713
HEY, LADY, HELP ME
COME UP WITH A KNEE-SLAPPER
598
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,458
FOR DURING
THE END CREDITS PART.
599
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,998
WE GOT TO THINK
OUTSIDE THE BOX.
600
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,460
[WATER DRIPPING]